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PART 1

Scene: A large spacious and modern kitchen. Xander Harris is opening cabinets in a search for something. 

Xander: Who took them out of the box? Who moved them? Where are they? 

(An asian girl around 15 or so walk in to the kitchen. She has shoulder length black hair and is wearing a bright yellow trench coat.) 

Girl: ( Her mouth is full) Whar are whaf? 

Xander: (turns to stare at her) Hi, Jubilee. What are you…YOU! 

Jubilee: (swallows food) Me what? 

Xander: Those are MY Twinkies!! 

Jubilee: I have one left. You can have it. 

Xander: Those were mine in the first place! 

Jubilee: (pokes him in the chest with her index finger) I didn’t see your name on ‘em! 

Xander: (picks up Twinkie box from trash can. Points to a neatly written XANDER on it) See? XANDER. Can you repeat that? 

Jubilee: Oops. Um.. sorry? 

Xander: Sorry? That’s all you have to say?? 

(A tall woman with short red hair walks in to the kitchen reading a book. She’s wearing what looks to be a modified lab coat. Without looking up she hears the arguing, turns around, and leaves with out a word.) 

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Later that day.

Another room. Simply decorated with a small table and an armchair. Xander sits there tapping his fingers on the armrests. 

Xander: This is creeping me out. It’s too much like the real world Caitlyn. 

Caitlyn: (voice can be heard in the room even though she’s no where to be seen) I know. But don’t you want to have a record of this next year for memories? 

Xander: Not really. No. 

Caitlyn: Well tough. And call me Cat. It’s easier. 

Xander: Ok fine. Cat. So the camera is basically recording from every angle? 

Caitlyn: Yes. It’s a type of 3-D camera. I made it myself. 

Xander: Really? Wow. Must have taken forever. 

Caitlyn: About a week. I was six years old. Of course I have perfected it since then. Now I want you to just be natural. 

Xander: How? What do I say? 

Caitlyn: Hmm. I got it. Start with how you got here. 

Xander: Oh okay. It started while Buffy and I were on patrol..

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24 hours ago.

One of those really hopping graveyards in Sunnydale, Ca.

Buffy and Xander are lounging against some tombstones waiting for action. 

Buffy: (leans back with a bored sigh) Almost summer. 

Xander: Yup. The time of fun in the sun and vampireless action. 

Buffy: Yeah. I’ve noticed that Sunnydale doesn’t as much action in the summer. I wonder why? 

Xander: They know that you have more time to kick their undead butts. 

Buffy: More time? Hey you make it sound like I don’t have a life. 

Xander: You don’t. 

Buffy: What about you, Mr. I have a former demoness hanging over me twenty-four hours a day. 

Xander: Ha! Do I hear the hint of the green monster? 

Buffy: (grinning. She shoves him playfully) You wish. 

(Xander and Buffy begin a playful and rather childish shoving match. A blinding flash of light interrupts them.) 

Buffy: (surprised) What is that??! 

Xander: I have no clue. 

(They watch as the light fades a bit and a large swirling vortex opens in its place) 

Xander: This isn’t good.

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Back in the camera room.

Xander: And then the vortex.. 

Caitlyn: That would be a trans dimensional door way. Or as we Angels like to say, a portal. 

Xander: (rolling his eyes) Whatever. Any way, the portal sucked us in and we landed in this nice field of nothing.

(The door to the room opens, and standing there is a girl with blue hair in pigtails. She looks around the same age as Jubilee.)

Caitlyn: Alli, what are you doing? Xander is testing the set up for me. 

Allison: Yeah well Silia said for every one to meet in the kitchen for dinner.

Get me away from here before I go insane!