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The Completely Insane and Totally Unreal World

By Silence


PART 5 

Scene:

A war torn street. Buffy stands next to a broken lamppost. Xander is standing next to her. Both are wearing tight spandex super hero type suits. Xander is carrying a futuristic gun. 

Buffy: We can beat them, Xand. 

Xander: I don’t know. I mean they both have powers. 

Buffy: But I’m a slayer. 

Xander: And they are super heroes. 

Buffy: I take out vamps every night. We’ll win. 

(Sounds of fireworks can be heard) 

Xander: They’re getting some! Come on! 

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Scene:

Alex and Ashley are standing in front of their portal. Three figures are sitting in some chairs. One’s a girl the other two are guys. One male is out cold. Heh 

Alex: Tell me something, Ash. 

Ashley: K. 

Alex: How exactly do you teleport three people from three different realities at the same time? 

Ashley: (nervous) Look I’m sorry! I don’t know what happened! All I can say is that some one must be… oh! I get it! Cat must’ve been trying the portal in her lab! It along with ours got fried and boom! Mixed data! 

Guy: That’s nice to know. Want to, I don’t know. Send me home? 

Alex: Shut up batboy. (Turns to Ashley) If they were using the other portal then they have to be near the communications set up. Try calling them up. 

‘Bat boy’: That’s Batman. And I should.. 

Alex: (annoyed) Will you shut up?? I’m trying to get my sister, a kid, and the love of my life back home. I’m a little busy. 

(The guys start to bicker and the girl raises her hand) 

Girl: Excuse me yall. But can ah say something? 

Ashley: Please do. And ignore them. Men are idiots. I’m only thirteen and I know this. 

Girl: 13?? 

Ashley: I was built thirteen years ago. I’m an android. So what were you going to say? 

Girl: Well, see this portal I fell through? It looked like the one ah saw my friend Jubilee fall through. 

Ashley: (curious) It did? 

(Just then the other guy wakes up.) 

Guy #2: What the… (Look’s around) How in Hades.. 

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Scene:

Caitlyn’s  ‘portal room’. Hey she calls it that, so don’t blame me for it sounding bad. 

Caitlyn: Uh oh. 

Silia: Uh oh? What’s.. 

Quinn: Wrong? 

Caitlyn: Well.. it seems that someone activated another portal. At the same time we did. So now we’re screwed. 

Silia: Well try contacting home. 

Quinn: Yeah. If you do that, then maybe they can do something on their end.

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Scene:

Alex and Terry McGinnis, A.K.A Batman, are no longer fighting. They along with Paige Guthrie A.K.A Husk, and Ashley are staring at guy #2. 

Ashley: Calm down 

Guy #2: I will not calm down! Xena had something to do with this didn’t she?! And if it wasn't her it was Zeus! 

Alex: (snaps his fingers) I got it! The leather the dark looks. Ares. Has to be. 

Ares: (peers at Alex threateningly) You don’t seem afraid of me. 

Alex: (shrugs) Sorry. I’ve seen Silia angry. A god of war is nothing compared to th.. 

Silia: I HEARD THAT ALEX! 

(Everyone spins around to the com screen to see Silia, Cat and Quinn on it) 

Alex: Don’t kill me. 

Cat: Baby brother! 

Alex: Damn it Cat! Two minutes! That’s it! 

Silia: Well lookie here. I see more visitors. Want to fill us in? 

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Scene:

Back in the training hall. Xander is firing at the vampires swarming around. Buffy is staking the dead things in her slayer way. Jubilee is paffing them left and right. Alli is nowhere in sight. 

Xander: We’re not getting rid of them! 

Buffy: I know! 

Jubilee: (sarcastically) This is fun. For every one we kill, ten more pop up! 

Buffy: (dusts another vamp) Where’s Alli? 

Xander: Uh guys? 

Buffy: What? 

Xander: I think we have a problem. 

(The girls look around and notice the vampires have vanished.) 

Jubilee: Maybe Alli killed the program. 

Buffy: But wouldn’t this place go back to being an empty room? 

Voice: It would. If I wanted it to. 

(Everyone turns to the man who spoke. He’s tall dark and well damn fine looking.) 

Man: (smiles) Let the real games begin. 

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Scene: (tired of it yet? Wahaha) 

Caitlyn’s com room. Everyone’s talking. Quinn is looking around curiously, and press a button on accident. 

Quinn: Oops. 

(A bright flash envelops the room. As it disappears, 3 more people now join Silia, Cat, and Quinn in the room.) 

Ares: (sarcastically) Good job. 

(Ares creates a small ball of energy and tosses at Quinn, only to see it bounce off an invisible force field. The ball bounces and hits Ares in the chest.) 

Terry: Bravo. 

Ares: Damn it! 

Silia: ALEX! Get off me!! (A loud thud can be heard as Alex hits the wall) 

Alex: Ow… wasn’t my fault… 

Ashley: (on screen) Whoa! Looks like you guys have some more roommates. 

Husk: (beside Ashley) Ah got a plan. Since yall can’t leave, but can contact here, we set up a um.. way station! 

Caitlyn: Good idea! You can teleport people freely there! And then everyone can talk to their home people! 

Silia: (screams )Acks! 

Everyone: What? 

Alex: (runs over to Silia) What is it? 

Silia: (looks up) Quinn your delivery people are at the gate. 

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Scene: (I plan on doing this until I even get sick of it.. hehe)

The training hall. Buffy and the gang are trying hard to avoid getting killed. 

Xander: What the hell are you? 

Man: I’m your death. And your blood is mine. 

(The man’s eyes glow a bright red and he disappears.) 

Buffy: Where’d he go? 

Jubilee: Look out! 

Buffy: (spins around to see the man reappear next to her. She dives away from him) Damn! 

Man: You can’t escape. I am.. urk! (The man looks down to see a metal spear in his chest. He looks up and sees Alli standing on a broken lamppost.) 

Allison: I am the blue-eyed babe. (Pose) The cobalt haired cutie. (Pose) The mistress of metal. The sovereign of steel! (More posing) The name’s Ragnarock. (Glares at the man) You’re toast demon scum! (She jumps off the lamppost with ease and a metal covering seems to meld over her.) 

Man: (laughs. And pulls the spear out.) Child. Pitiful. You can’t beat me. 

Allison: Yeah huh! Computer! Turn off training session! 

(The man vanishes and the broken street returns to being an empty room.) 

Xander: What the hell was that?? 

Allison: Sorry. (Grins sheepishly) I forgot that this scenario was programmed to get harder. And you guys can’t handle shin-kai demons an stuff. 

Buffy: I’m the slayer. It’s my job to do that though. 

Alison: Not the shin kai! They have god like powers! And totally evil! You haven’t seen evil till you’ve been to their realm. 

Jubilee: (opens her mouth to speak) Guys I thi.. 

Caitlyn: (her voice can be heard in the room) Will everyone not with us please go to the living room? We have a new situation.

Get me away from here before I go insane!