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PART 6
Scene:
The living room. Buffy and Xander are next
to each other on a couch. Caitlyn and Quinn are sitting in a couple of armchairs.
Alli, Jubilee and Terry are lounging on the floor. Alex is in another chair
next to Silia who is sitting or rather floating in midair. Ares is leaning
against the wall looking really miffed.
Caitlyn: That’s about it. We have new roommates
and..
Ares: I’m not staying here. I may be in a
new world but I’m still a god.
Silia: (rolls her eyes and chants. She waves
a hand toward Ares and a burst of energy swarms around him) There. God or
no god, your trapped. With out access to your powers.
Ares: What?? (He tries to use his magic but
fails) You.. you..
Xander: (laughing) Oh this is a hoot! It’s
like that episode where he lost his sword! He’s going to a raging drunk now.
Ares: (stalks over to Xander) I may be mortal
now, boy. But I can still fight. (He draws his sword)
Buffy: (jumps up and punches Ares and he flies
back a few steps) But I’m a slayer. Don’t touch my friends. I’ll be more than
happy to drop kick your tail in to hell or whatever.
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Scene:
Camera room. Terry McGinnis is sitting in
the seat.
Terry: This is weird. Not only am I now stuck
in another time; I’m stuck on another earth. Apparently Silia and Caitlyn
are dealing with us heroes being trapped by sending their friends to deal
with our jobs on our earth. I wonder who they sent in my place…
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A little interlude scene:
The bat cave. Bruce Wayne has his head buried
in his hands in dismay. A tall blond with fairy wings is looking around.
Sylph: Wow! The place is like major on the
ick scale.
Bruce: Are you sure you’re a super hero?
Sylph: (nodding her head) Like totally! See
I can make these glitter bomb things. (She opens her hand and an orb of energy
appears. As she said, it’s all glittery) See I toss 'em and the blow up! And
cause a bitchin bright light! See? (Tosses the bomb in the room)
Bruce: No! Don’t!
End interlude
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Scene:
Terry in the camera room again.
Terry: So far it’s been a week. It’s not too
bad here. Xander and Quinn are pretty cool. Jubilee isn’t too bad. It’s Alli
that’s disturbing. She’s constantly following me around and staring at me.
It’s starting to creep me out…
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Still the camera room. This time Buffy sits
there.
Buffy: Ok I’m going to say this now. Silia
is driving me nuts! She keeps implying that I have a thing for Xander. Which
I don’t. Nope. I just don’t like his choice in play toys. Is that wrong?
(She
sighs and runs a hand through her hair.)
Buffy: Then there’s Mr. I’m a God. He’s just
a jerk. When he’s not bitching about his powers he’s trying to make deals
with us to go to Greece and be leaders in his great army. I heard from Quinn
that when he asked Jubilee she paffed him in the face and his hair caught
on fire. And Alli told me she locked him in his room by covering the door
and walls in that metal of hers.
(Buffy starts to giggle suddenly)
Buffy: I wonder what Silia will do to him.
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Interlude #2 baby!
Scene:
Patrol in Sunnydale. Anya, and Giles are patrolling.
Walking with them is a girl around 18 or 19. She has short hair that’s dyed
a bright pink.
Giles: What exactly can you do, Yuki?
Yuki: (distant and bored) Lots of things.
Anya: (complaining and mumbling about Xander)
Yuki: (stops walking and glares at Anya) Shut
up.
Anya: Excuse me?
Yuki: You heard me. You’re annoying. I don’t
like you.
Anya: Do I care?
Yuki: You should. I have a tendency to hit
people I don’t like.
Anya: (Mumbles a couple of insults about Yuki)
(Yuki’s eyes flare a bright pink and she spin
kicks Anya in the chest.)
Yuki: Warned you.
Giles: Oh lord.
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Yet another week later.
Scene:
The living room. Ares is sitting on the couch
staring at the tv.
Silia walks in carrying a tray of uncooked
burgers. She stops in front of the screen and stares at the god of war.
Silia: Ares. We’re having a barbecue. Want
to give us a hand?
Ares: Move.
Silia: What?
Ares: (waves his hand) Baywatch.
Silia: (groans and stalks off) Jerk.
And now we move to the back yard..Silia enters the back yard and places the
tray next to Alex and the grill. Everyone else is playing a makeshift game
of baseball. Except Alli. Who’s vanished. Again.
Alex: Where’s the high and mighty god?
Silia: Wasting away watching Baywatch.
Xander: (looks up from his catchers position)
Baywatch? I’ll be back.
Buffy: (watches Xander run in to the house)
Xander!
Jubilee: (cracks her gum and kicks third base)
Oh come on! Now who’s gonna catch!
Terry: Don’t look at me. I’ll stick with pitching.
Caitlyn: Oh Sil….
Silia: (shakes her head) No. Nu uh. Not me.
I’d rather cook.
Alex: (hands her his apron) Really?
Silia: (groans.) Give me the damn mitt.
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15 minutes later
Jubilee: That was sooo not legal!
Quinn: It was too!
Jubilee: Was not! What about the no powers
rule?
Quinn: Hey you have Cat teleporting herself
to catch the balls! Why can’t Sil use hers?
Jubilee: Well its only 3 to a team! We have
to use we got!
Quinn: That’s fine for you but when we do
it it’s cheating.
Jubilee: Duh.
(The others are sitting at the picnic table
and watching the fight)
Buffy: When do you think they’ll notice we
aren’t playing any more?
Terry: Does it matter?
(Suddenly Alli pops out of nowhere)
Allison: Hiya cutie!
Terry: (surprised) Aghh!
Allison: (sits herself next to Terry) So what’s
going on?
Caitlyn: Jubilee and Quinn are arguing over
our game.
Allison: (nods her head) Ohh. Cool. Food done?
Alex: Sil I know what I’m doing!
Silia: That’s fine, but you need more seasoning.
Alex: It’s fine the way it is!
Silia: I don’t think so just..
Alex: Don’t touch anything!
(Ares opens the back door and pokes his head
out)
Ares: It’s bad enough I don’t have my powers,
but now you won’t shut up. Knock it off!! Baywatch is still on. (Leaves)
Jubilee: He’s getting my nerves.
Buffy: Mine too.
Terry: Can’t you give his powers back but
keep him from leaving?
Quinn: Yeah it might shut him up.
(Everyone starts to mutter agreements)
Silia: I guess I could.. but I really don’t
want too…
Xander: (steps outside) Ok. I can’t even enjoy Baywatch with him. All he does is drink and complain during commercials. And then..
Alex: Wait a second I just realized.. I’m missing Baywatch?