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PART 8 2 days later. Anya has decided to stay and
suck the life out of Xander. Scene: Caitlyn’s lab. Terry is talking to Bruce
Wayne via the communications set up. Terry: So everything’s going good then? Bruce: Yes its fine. Sylph actually gets the
job done. She’s… flashy though. (Behind Bruce a bright flash of light and
flying debris can be seen) Sylph: (her voice faint) Oops.. Bruce: (lowers his head in to his hands) Oh
lord. (he presses a button) Take care McGinnis.
(Screen goes dark.) (Terry turns around to leave and bumps in to
Allison.) Allison: Hi there cutie! Terry: (sighs) Hi Alli. Allison: (grinning) What cha up to, sweet
cheeks? Terry: Sweet cheeks?? (Shakes his head) I
was talking with Mr. Wayne. Allison: Cool. (She looks at him curiously)
Hey, do you like that Anya friend of Xander’s? Terry: Not really. Every time I walk by them
in the living room she’s giving me these looks. It’s a bit disturbing. Allison: (smiles evilly. She grabs Terry’s
arm and drags him away) C’mon hot stuff, you’re going to get in on this. (As Alli and Terry leave, Jubilee comes in
and turns the terminal on. After a moment of button pressing and computer
commands a face appears on the screen.) (A lovely redhead appears on the screen.) Jubilee: Hi, Jean. Jean Grey: Hello Jubilee. How are you today? Jubilee: I’m cool. Cat told me some one at
the mansion left me a package. Send it! Please? Jean: (smiles) All right already. It’s on
the way. (She looks up suddenly, her face serious) Have to go. Behave young
lady. (Screen darkens) (Jubilee turns off the monitor and walks
over to the portal set up. She stands in wait, her eyes excited and curious. The
portal glows brightly for a moment, and instead of seeing a box or even a gift
or anything, a tall, cute looking guy with brown hair can be seen.) Jubilee: (surprised but happy) Drake! Bobby:
The one and only Iceman at your service. (Flashes a smile) So what’s
here to do? (Jubilee opens her mouth to speak, only to
be interrupted by a scream) Jubilee: (grins innocently) I’ll tell ya
about everything while we go have lunch. Scene: The kitchen. Anya is screaming her head off
because there’s a small army of bunnies in the room. A small army of bunnies
carrying bunny sized weapons. (Sometimes it’s better not to know how these
things come to be.) Anya: (freaking out) Get them away!!!! (While Anya is screaming, Caitlyn and Quinn
walk in. They take a look at Anya then the room. They turn to each other and
shrug.) Caitlyn: Want to go in to town for lunch? Quinn: Sure. (He takes another glance at the
still screaming Anya.) Shouldn’t we.. Caitlyn: Let Sil take care of it. (As Caitlyn and Quinn work their way out the
back door in the kitchen, Xander comes running in, followed by Buffy, Alli, and
Terry.) Xander: Anya what’s wron.. (Sees the
bunnies) Oh. (He goes over to Anya) C’mon Let’s get you out of here. Anya: (panicking and won’t budge) It’s
horrible. How… oh god… (While Xander tries to calm her down, Alli
and Buffy are trying hard to keep from laughing.) Silia: What is going on in here? (Everyone looks up to see Silia sitting in
mid air above the kitchen table.) Anya: (still hysterical) Bunnies… Silia: (annoyed) Oh calm down. They’re
just rabbits. Xander: With weapons. (Cracks a smile a bit,
then remembers the problem and gets serious) Where did they get those little
assault rifles? Terry: (snickering) And the bandanas? (Silia rolls her eyes and glares at Buffy
and Alli for a moment. Then she waves her hands and chants. The rabbits glow
with a silvery light and as the light fades so do the rabbits. With that done
she calmly steps onto the table and then the floor with ease.) Silia: Terry, go pick up our usual from
Mario’s. Terry: (mildly annoyed) Anything else?
(Mutters) Miss Do What I Say Or Else I go Bitch Queen From Hell On You..... Silia: Nothing else. And I heard that. And
watch your language. Allison: I’ll go with you Terry! Silia: Alli, I want to talk with you when
you get back. Allison: Kay! Come on, Bats. (She drags him
away.) Silia: (She turns to the slowly calming down
Anya and Xander.) You are such a wimp. Xander take her outside or something.
God. (As Xander leads Anya to the backyard Silia
turns to Buffy.) Silia: (crosses her arms and leans against a
counter.) So? Buffy: What? Silia: The thoughts of guilt are shouting
out of your head. Buffy: Aww come on! Alli was in on this! Silia: I know. But I let her go with Terry
to punish him for muttering about me. Buffy: (smirks) A bit much don’t you
think? Silia: I like to over do things. Now want to
tell me why you two did this? Buffy: Well.. we were just.. um.. Silia: Slayer girl, if you keep stalling we
will be here till Jubilee has great grandchildren. Buffy: We’re trying to get Anya out of
here. Silia: By pulling a stunt like that? If
anything it back fired. She’s being calmed down by Xander as we sp..(Silia
glances out the window briefly and turns back quickly) God don’t they ever
stop making out? Buffy: (grimace) Lousy little tramp.… I
should just.. Silia: (suddenly grins) So I was right about
how you felt for Xander, wasn’t I. Buffy: Yeah, yeah. Happy now? Silia: Yup. So who’s in on this? Buffy: Me, Alli, Jubilee, and now Terry.
(sighs) I feel like I’m a kid again now.. What kind of punishment do we get? Silia: (a wicked look appears on her face)
Oh no. No punishment. I want in on this. Buffy: (shocked) What? Why? Silia: Anya annoys me. She uses the former
demoness thing to get away with everything. Buffy: Huh? Silia: (Rambling on) I mean god, I was a
freaking dragon ravaging villages for a couple thousand years but I adjusted
back to normal easily. Sheesh. I mean human lives were like a flicker of a
candle compared to mine then. (Buffy just stands there getting more
confused as Silia babbles. After about 5 more minutes of it Silia stops.) Silia: You think it would be a bit much if I
just torched Anya to ash? Scene: A small diner. Bobby and Jubilee are having
lunch. The place is surprisingly full, and there are a couple of kids screaming
at their parents for Happy Meals. Bobby: (After hearing about Jubilee’s so
called new life) So let me get this straight. You’re living with the slayer
and her sidekick. Jubilee: (her mouth full) Mhm. Bobby: A slider/scientist. An actual
scientific genius, her twin brother who is what now? Jubilee: (swallows) Alex is a version of you
and Xander. Except with the looks of one damn fine man. And his annoyance level
is multiplied by at least a couple billion. Bobby: (Indigent) Hey! I’m good looking! Jubilee: When was the last time you had a
date? Bobby: (Grumbling) Shut up. (Changes subject
back) Any way, you also have Batman… Jubilee: That’s the future Batman. Not the
one Robin works with. Bobby: Ok, whatever. Lets see, a girl about
your age who can use these metal powers and is obsessed with Sailor Moon
monologues and the Batman guy in the house. Jubilee: Yup. She’s practically stalking
him. Bobby: And you have the Greek god of war
there with out his powers. I still don’t see how his powers are gone. I mean
he’s a god. Jubilee: Sil took them away. Bobby: How did she do that? And isn’t Sil
like the adult in the place? Jubilee: Well I don’t know how she did it.
She doesn’t talk about her powers a lot. I know she has telepathy and
telekinesis at least. Oh and teleportation.. And I think some magic… Bobby: She took the power away from a god
though! Jubilee: Pretty cool, eh? And yeah she’s
supposed to be the adult. Sometimes she is. Other times she’s like moody as
heck. It’s pretty weird. The weirdest thing though, is last night we; as in
me, Buffy, Alli and Silia, were watching ‘The 10th Kingdom’ and
she like totally freaked over Wolf. It was pretty creepy. Jubilee: Who? Bobby: Silia. Jubilee: I dunno. When you meet her you’ll
know. Bobby: Gee thanks. Jubilee: Hey, I’m not here to help you get
a date. You came here to see me! Bobby: I know… sorry. So tell me about
this ‘Operation: Anya’… ___________________ Scene: The mansion.
Buffy is sitting on a bench in the flower garden. Xander sits down next
to her. Buffy: (hiding her annoyance) Finally calmed
Anya down? Xander: Yep. Took forever. I wish I knew who
did that. (Turns to Buffy) The only person I know really well here is you, and I
know you’d never do that. Buffy: (nervous) Me? Of course I wouldn’t!
Heh.. yeah.. never. So where’s the cheap sweet treat? Xander: What? That’s not nice, Buff. Buffy: Sorry. I picked it up from Alli.
Blame her. Xander: Alli? If she did the bunny stunt…
(Shakes his head) Any way, Anya is cleaning up. Something about how she has to
get the bunny germs off of her. Buffy: The bunny germs. (Starts giggling) Xander: What? It’s not funny! Buffy: (laughing harder) Oh come on, the
little fuzzy things carry rifles and grenades? It was too funny and you know it! Xander: (Grinning) Okay, it was funny. Not
the Anya part, but the bunny part. (Starts to laugh) I liked the rabbit that had
the storm trooper uniform on. Buffy: What about the one wearing the Star
Trek outfit? Xander: The little red shirt! I half
expected the bunny with the hockey mask and machete to go after him!! (Buffy and Xander laugh a bit longer. As
they calm down Buffy sighs.) Buffy: Xander.. do you miss home? Xander: Yeah.. but I have to admit that
living here beats the basement. Buffy: Yeah this does beat the dorm.. Xander: I don’t miss Sunnydale too much. I
mean I have my Buff here so all is right. Should there be bad... um.. may it be
Ares’ fault and let Silia hurt him. Buffy: (chuckles) She’d hurt him anyway. (Xander opens his mouth to speak but is
interrupted by a scream.) _________________ Scene: One of the guest rooms, Anya’s to be
exact. This lovely scene takes place during Buffy and Xander’s talkage. Anya’s in the bathroom finishing up her
shower, she steps out of the shower and looks in the mirror. Anya: (shocked) I’m blue. (Every inch of her body is covered in well..
blue. And not just any blue. A light blue that looks exactly like a certain
girl’s hair..) Anya: (screams) XANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bobby: So is she cute?
Xander: Anya?!